You’re probably wondering where we got the name Pandabite for our little business. Well to know that story you first have to know the story of the Panda Master. Here goes…
A couple of us staggered out of Dulono’s Pizza in Uptown at 3am one fine morning. On our way back to our house we ran into a guy looking to start some banter with a few young twenty-somethings. He was wearing a Davy Crockett raccoon skin cap, an Orlando Magic Starter jacket, a pair of purple and gold Zubas and some Reebok Pumps. He was super friendly and kept insisting that we call him the Panda Master. Of course we took to him right away and began inquiring about his unusual name. He then pulled a small panda figurine out of his duffle bag. He told us that it had magical powers and that it would one day change the world. As he went to hand it to one of our friends, the Panda Master tripped over the curb. He was tightly gripping the panda figurine with two hands and because he did not want to drop his prized possession he tried to break his fall with his head against our friend. But the Panda Master’s mouth was wide open so he ended up biting our buddy square in the shoulder. Our friend screamed out in agony, “PANDABITE!”
The Panda Master felt so bad about what had happened that he ended up giving us the Panda Figurine. We still have the figurine today and call it “The Bite,” in honor of our friend’s epic wound. We take “The Bite” with us everywhere we travel and take a picture with him in every new city we enter. We have never seen the Panda Master again, but we still like to think we will someday.